"Slingshot" Script

Gary: So it's a good idea, right?

Pete: Yeah, okay. Alright, sure, I'll do it.

Gary: Hey, man, what's goin' on?

Jimmy: Not much.

Gary: I was just telling Petey here about my idea to take over the school. I mean, 'my plan for us to take over the school'.

Jimmy: What plan?

Gary: Don't worry, Jimmy. It's just a little something I came up with. It's sink or swim, my friend. And if you're good at swimming, you gotta let the losers drown. Why don't you guys leave the thinking up to me.

Jimmy: What?

Gary: What? What what duuuh... Can't you say anything else? Haha... You know what, Petey, you were right. Jimmy is pretty dumb.

Jimmy: What'd you say about me?

Pete: Whoa, nothing, no, no, no, all I said is that you had to be pretty dumb to be expelled from so many schools, that's all.

Gary: Relax, James. All he said is that you must be dumb. Or maybe you're all messed up because you came from a broken home.

Jimmy: What'd you say about me, dwarf!

Gary: C'mon, dude, chill.

Pete: No. No, no, no, no, no... Gary's taken' everything out of context, man.

Gary: Whoa, whoa, whoa... Don't lie, Petey. DON'T you lie. Because you know what happens to liers?

Pete: No, no, I'm not lying.

Gary: We kick them in the BALLS! [Laughs]
C'mon, Jimmy, let's see how good you are with this new slingshot I heard you had. Don't worry, friend, nothing escapes my notice. I hear everything. You and me? We can do things.