Jimmy: [Sniffs] Ew...
Algie: So... You're the new kid, huh? Everyone is talking about you.
Jimmy: Oh, are they. And what are 'they' saying?
Algie: Nothin'. Except that you're friends with that sociopath, Gary.
Jimmy: Socio-what?
Algie: 'Sociopath', it means... Never mind. Forget I said anything. I need you to help me.
Jimmy: Wait, you need me to help you?
Algie: I got some library books that need to be returned, but I'm too scared to go to my locker.
Jimmy: Do I look like a Librarian?
Algie: No, listen, I need you're help. Pretend we're friends! Walk with me! I'll pay! I'll pay you two bucks!
Jimmy: Two bucks, are you crazy? Make it five.
Algie: No, two bucks?
Jimmy: Great, five bucks. Let's go, buddy.
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Algie: Here it is!
Thanks, Jimmy! Here's the cash. I'll tell my Mom that not everyone at Bullworth is mean!
Thursday, August 20, 2009
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