"Carnival Date" Script

Pinky: So, this is how you treat a girl? Well not me!

Jimmy: What are you talkin' about?

Pinky: We had a date and you are three minutes late!

Jimmy: No we didn't.

Pinky: Yes we did.

Jimmy: No, we really didn't. But, look, I remembered how much you like flowers.

Pinky: Oh, damn, that wasn't you. That was Derby. Well he's late! I cannot believe he's done this to me! Oh, and those are so beautiful... Three minutes! What does he think I am, a tramp? Ugh. I hope something important happened, like he's dead. Because, otherwise, there's no excuse!

Jimmy: Did you say you're waiting for Derby?

Pinky: Yes. I don't really like him but he's my cousin and our family wants us to get married. You know, keep up the tradition.

Jimmy: Wait, marry your cousin?

Pinky: You know, it used to be brother and sister until it was made illegal. My Aunt has four thumbs.

Jimmy: Really.

Pinky: Yeah, well I'm not marrying him now, he's humiliated me!

Jimmy: So, uh... What do you say you and I go out and leave Derby to another cousin?

Pinky: Great! You know, I'll meet you at the carnival tonight. Jimmy, I'm really starting to like you.

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Jimmy: Where is that crazy chick?

Pinky: Hey, Jimmy! Glad to see you're on time unlike some of my other dates. What are we waiting for? Let's go have some fun! [Runs away]

Jimmy: Hey, wait up!

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Jimmy: [Brings Pinky teddy bear]

Pinky: Oh, cool! Thanks, Jimmy! It's so cute!
Thanks for a great date, Jimmy.