"Defend Bucky" Script

Gary: [Poking Pete] Sorry. Heh, sorry 'bout that.

Pete: Cut it out! Stop, Gary, I'm tryin' to watch this.

Gary: Ah, swim team. Intellectual stuff. So tell me, Petey, do you like watching the girls in their swimming costumes? Does that fuel your filthy little fantasies?

Pete: Gary, just get out of the way.

Gary: Oh, Marian, show me your breast stroke again! Or, wait, do you like the boys on the team?

Pete: Yeah right, Gary.

Gary: Which is it, Petey?

Jimmy: I see you guys are getting along as usual.

Gary: Just toughening him up. Turning him into a man or a woman or... something.

Algie: Hey, Jimmy. Hey, Petey.

Gary: Ah, pee-stain! Good to see you.

Algie: Listen, Jimmy, I need a favor. Bucky went to the Auto Shop to get some parts for his Science projects. He hasn't come back yet, I think he might be in trouble. Please?

Jimmy: Why don't you go yourself?

Algie: I've got homework. [Nervous laughter] ... Okay, I'm frightened! And I have a weak bladder. I think the Bullies might have gotten him! Please, I'll pay!

Gary: I say do it. Its a good chance to show Russell who's in charge around here. Now run along, pee-stain, before you mark the carpet.
Yes. We've gotta take care of Russell and his boys. Then after that, take care of all the other cliques. Soon this school will be ours.

Jimmy: I don't want the school.

Gary: Yeah, well I do, pal, and I intend to get it. Now go help that dork.

Jimmy: And what are you gonna do?

Gary: I've got planning to do. [Pokes Pete]

Pete: Knock it off!

Gary: Sorry.

Pete: Stop!

Gary: Sorry.

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Hobo: Damn it, kids, keep it down!

Jimmy: Nice to know there's a violent, crazy old man on campus.

Bucky: Thanks, Jimmy, that's great. Here, take this.