"Character Sheets" Script

Melvin: Bunch of thieving jerks!

Jimmy: What's up, Melvin?

Melvin: Ah, greetings. Hmm, Jimmy, listen. Some ruffians took it upon themselves to steal my Grottos & Gremlins character sheets and wont return them. We're playing tonight, the whole situation is untenable!

Jimmy: 'Grottos & Gremlins'? Boy, you are sad.

Melvin: 'Sad'? I'm distraught! Role-playing is the high point of human achievement!
In fact, upon reflection, I am prepared to offer a bag of grotes to the fair knight whom soever recovers these precious screens.
Do you accept the quest?

Jimmy: How much?

Melvin: Ten grotes.

Jimmy: What?

Melvin: I mean, 'ten bucks'.

Jimmy: Wait here.

Melvin: And you can have your pick of my wenches.

Jimmy: Great.

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Jimmy: Alright, you've got something of Melvin's, give it up!

Trent: Alright, I'll give it to you if you beat my friend in a little game. He kicks you in the nuts then you kick him in the nuts until one of you gives up. If you win, you get the sheet. If not, we keep it.

Jimmy: That's just... stupid.

Troy: Maybe, but I go first! [Kicks Jimmy in the nuts]

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Melvin: You recovered my precious documents! Thank you, sir, you are a noble man indeed.

Jimmy: Just give me the money, Melvin.

Melvin: You have earned it. And don't forget about the wenches!
Brilliant! Alright!