"Movie Tickets" Script

Pinky: Hey, Jimmy Hopkins.

Jimmy: Do I know you?

Pinky: No, I'm Pinky. But I know all about you. Everybodys talking about you. Everybody says that you're mean and angry and you like fighting.

Jimmy: Huh.

Pinky: Gary said you're so mad because you're sexually confused.

Jimmy: Yeah, well Gary talks a lot of crap.

Pinky: Oh, I know! I don't like him. He likes to torture people.

Jimmy: So what? He's not gonna torture me.

Pinky: Well I'm glad you're not sexually confused.

Jimmy: Really?

Pinky: Yeah. I like you, Jimmy Hopkins.

Jimmy: Oh yeah?

Pinky: But I need you to do something for me.

Jimmy: What a surprise.

Pinky: I'm last in line and this movie means everything to me. I'm gonna get terrible seats! Can you please get rid of all these people for me? Please, Jimmy?

Jimmy: What's in it for me?

Pinky: I'm a princess! And I need people to do things for me! So hurry up because I wanna be first!

Jimmy: Oh, man... Alright.

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Pinky: That's great, Jimmy! If only you'd been born into my social circle.

Jimmy: Well I do have a few uses, you know.

Pinky: Oh really? Well, you know, nice girls like nice flowers. Anyway, here's some money. It's the lease I could do. And it's Daddy's, anyways. The shows about to start, but come see me sometime. We can work through these class issues we have.

Jimmy: Oh, I'll work through your class issues alright, sweetie.