Edna: [Coughing and sneezing into the soup]
Jimmy: Nice.
Edna: Ah, shut up, kid, it adds flavor to it. You wanna give it a go?
Jimmy: Sure! [Sneezes]
Edna: Try and get some bits in it!
Jimmy: I've got performance anxiety.
Edna: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Get used to it, kid, you're a man. It's all downhill from here, my friend. Anyway, what do you want?
Jimmy: Nothin'. The Head sent me.
Edna: He did? Oh, yeah! I need ya to go to town and pick up some meat and other things for me. Otherwise, I'm gonna have to put one of Ms. Phillip's cats in the casserole again.
Jimmy: Okay.
Edna: Uh, let me see. I need some meat from YumYum Market. Oh, and a razor from the barbers for my 'stache, and, um... Oh yeah, some new knickers from Worn In. I've had these on since last term, ha, ha, ha! Hurry up! Go, take my bike! Its that fine machine out there by the school gates.
Jimmy: Alright. She's gross...
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Jimmy: Um, you better use that meat soon. The clerk says it expires at midnight.
Edna: Nonsense. There are no fussy eaters at Bullworth. It'll last for a month!
Monday, August 24, 2009
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