Thursday, August 20, 2009

"The Setup" Script

Dr. Crabblesnitch: You seem to be making yourself quite comfortable here, my boy.

Jimmy: I'm just tryin' to fit in.

Dr. Crabblesnitch: By fighting? By making a nuisance of yourself? That is not the Bullworth way, boy.

Jimmy: Yeah, you could've fooled me.

Dr. Crabblesnitch: What?!

Jimmy: I said, 'You could've fooled me'! This place is full of bullies and maniacs.

Dr. Crabblesnitch: Nonsense. That' just school-spirit, hijinks. Why, in my day, we felt nothing of castrating the new boys. I want you to stop this nonsense, Hopkins, I want you to behave yourself. You might learn something.

Jimmy: Fine. Can I go now, Sir?

Dr. Crabblesnitch: On your way.

Davis: Hey, I saw you suckin' up to Crabblesnitch.

Jimmy: What? Shut up!

Davis: Screw you, new kid. This is what we do to teacher's pets around here.

Jimmy: You better not-- OW! Come here, you little--

Davis: Haha, yeah, come and get me.

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