Sunday, August 23, 2009

"The Big Prank" Script

Gary: Okay, here's the deal - We're gonna feed Chad's dog some of this rancid meat. Wait for him to take a dump and--

Pete: What-- What the Hell? I'm outta here.

Gary: Whatever, Pete. Okay, let's do this, Jim, I'll explain the rest later.

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Gary: [Feeding Chad's dog] Here you go, boy! How 'bout a little trick for treat? Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum...

Jimmy: That's gross!

Gary: Score!

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Gary: Okay, get ready!

Mr. Burton: What the Devil is going on out here?! [Jumps on flaming dog poo] OW! God damn kids!

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