--- Mr. Burton walks out of a sex shop in disguise. He’s just bought some magazines. Jimmy spots him.
Jimmy: Evening, sir!
Mr. Burton: [Startled] You, boy! What do you think you’re doing?
Jimmy: Nothing. What about you?
Mr. Burton: Well, err, I, umm… aah… umm… I’m- I’m looking for naughty boys… I mean, I’m looking for naughty boys in the wrong parts of town. […] What I mean Hopkins is that I’m glad to report that in that disgusting store [Points toward the sex shop] I did not find one naughty boy. Not one!
Jimmy: [Sarcastically] Well that’s good sir, ‘cause filth like that can really rot a young man’s mind.
Mr. Burton: Exactly, that’s why I got this research [Shows the magazines to Jimmy] to check on the dangers!
Jimmy: It’s good to see a teacher so dedicated to his work, sir.
Mr. Burton: Thank you!
Jimmy: No problem.
Mr. Burton: But I’ll tell ya’, Hopkins, I’m quite worn-out with all this work. I don’t suppose you could do me a favor?
Jimmy: What?
Mr. Burton: Well, aah how do I put this… I’m in charge of the laundry this week but I got so carried away with my research that I forgot to collect it all at the same time. Hah! It would be embarrassing to ask for it now. Oh, uhm… maybe you could help… But you’ll have to be discrete!
Jimmy: Discretion is my middle name, sir…
Mr. Burton: Great, so go and collect the dirty laundry from the, ah, girls’ dorm.
Jimmy: OK…
Mr. Burton: And if you get caught, I know nothing about it!
Jimmy: I won’t say anything, sir. In fact I’ll make it clear that I never saw you coming out of an adult store clutching illicit magazines.
Mr. Burton: Good boy. Now, hurry up and bring them to me by the school gates. But shhh!
--- Jimmy enters the girls’ dorm through one of the top windows and collects some panties. He then takes them to Mr. Burton.
Jimmy: I hope these are worth all the trouble I just went through.
Mr. Burton: Yes, thanks for this laundry. Here’s some money for your troubles.
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ReplyDelete--- Mr. Burton walks out of a sex shop in disguise. He’s just
ReplyDeletebought some magazines. Jimmy spots him.
Jimmy: Evening, sir!
Mr. Burton: [Startled] You, boy! What do you think you’re doing?
Jimmy: Nothing. What about you?
Mr. Burton: Well, err, I, umm… aah… umm… I’m- I’m looking for naughty boys… I mean, I’m looking for naughty boys in the wrong parts of town. […] What I mean Hopkins is that I’m glad to report that in that disgusting store [Points toward the sex shop] I did not find one naughty boy. Not one!
Jimmy: [Sarcastically] Well that’s good sir, ‘cause filth like that can really rot a young man’s mind.
Mr. Burton: Exactly, that’s why I got this research [Shows the magazines to Jimmy] to check on the dangers!
Jimmy: It’s good to see a teacher so dedicated to his work, sir.
Mr. Burton: Thank you!
Jimmy: No problem.
Mr. Burton: But I’ll tell ya’, Hopkins, I’m quite worn-out with all this work. I don’t suppose you could do me a favor?
Jimmy: What?
Mr. Burton: Well, aah how do I put this… I’m in charge of the laundry this week but I got so carried away with my research that I forgot to collect it all at the same time. Hah! It would be embarrassing to ask for it now. Oh, uhm… maybe you could help… But you’ll have to be discrete!
Jimmy: Discretion is my middle name, sir…
Mr. Burton: Great, so go and collect the dirty laundry from the, ah, girls’ dorm.
Jimmy: OK…
Mr. Burton: And if you get caught, I know nothing about it!
Jimmy: I won’t say anything, sir. In fact I’ll make it clear that I never saw you coming out of an adult store clutching illicit magazines.
Mr. Burton: Good boy. Now, hurry up and bring them to me by the school gates.
But shhh!
--- Jimmy enters the girls’ dorm through one of the top windows and collects some panties. He then takes them to Mr. Burton.
Jimmy: I hope these are worth all the trouble I just went through.
Mr. Burton: Yes, thanks for this laundry. Here’s some money for your troubles.